(...Boy did you get lost to have found this place!)

But since you're here, have a look around, you might find out something interesting, or you may be greatful that you've never known me (but for those who DO know me, I know you love me, and you know it too, don't try to deny it!)

This is me! Don't be scared. Yes, I am human, and no, I don't bite.

If the picture hasn't scared you off yet, you can read about me here!
...and here are a few little facts about myself.
If you're already bored with this place and you want to escape, you may go here for a variety of useless knowledge about, well, just about everything.

Also, they're giving away a free Wii at this site Here if you're interested.